Oh, bollocks and bother. I'm watching the news on NBC, specifically their fawning coverage of Senator John Kerry. He's at some worthless rally in some battleground State, when I stop listening and start looking.

Lo and behold, he appears to have the same Boston Red Sox hat that I do. Admittedly, this can't be too surprising, given the fact that their hat logo's pretty generic. There's not a lot that can be done with a red 'B'. Nonetheless, I'd bet that my hat was bought before his was, and I've got the receipt to prove it.

At any rate, I'm hoping that the collective States in the New England area used up all their luck last week in the World Series, and that Senator Kerry won't have anything to draw on. I'll be voting early---but not often, !@#$---tomorrow so that I'll have done my civic duty in voting for George W. Bush and the Republican Party's congressional candidate. Down with Kerry/Edwards '04!

Posted by: Country Pundit at 08:30 PM | No Comments | Add Comment
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