Everyone has different reactions to different situations. So, what would you do if you came upon the following...

1. A person obviously struggling to keep their head above water in a pool or lake.

Use my ever-ubiquitous Sprint PCS phone to call 911, and then start trying to remember how best to rescue someone from BSA lifeguard classes taken during the Cold War.

2. You find a $100 bill on the floor in a store.

Take it to the service desk, even though I'd really like to spend it myself. Some poor individual has obviously lost it, and probably needs it more than I do.

3. A dog or cat with a broken leash wandering aimlessly in your neighborhood.

Bug the guy across the street, who's really good with pets and so forth. He'd know what to do.

4. A person you don't know knocks on your door in the middle of the night claiming they have an emergency situation and want to use your telephone.

Offer to call 911 for them, while they stand on the porch, and lock the door in the process.

5. You see a car veer off the road and into the ditch.

First, report it via the handy-dandy Sprint PCS phone. Then, drive past (i.e. up ahead) and stop. Walk back to the car, looking for signs of trouble which would indicate that I should get in my car and go about my business.

Tip of the Wisconsin hat to Sunday Brunch.

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