March 31, 2004
Which Lord of the Rings couple would be your dream parents?
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Your ideal Middle Earth parents are Celeborn and Galadriel. Youre an elf and you live in the beautiful woods of Lothlorien.
Your parents are very wise and will always be fair with you. They also give very good presents that seem cheesy until you realize that they are exactly what you need. Your mother is as beautiful as the dawn, which means that you will be handsome. Arwen is your niece; Elladan and Elrohir are your nephews. Elronds your brother in law.
Your mothers a psychic, which means that you can never, ever lie to her. Shes the disciplinarian and will do her best to see that you become a wise and noble elf. All of your male friends will want to hang out at your flat constantly, in order to look at your mom.
Your father will try to be your best friend. Hes the one to ask when you want money for concert tickets or permission to go to a party. Since hell really want to impress you with his hipness, youll be forced to listen to him butcher teenage jargon. For example: What up, homechild? Thou are trippin in that tunic, yo. Try to keep him from doing this in public. Even with all that, Celeborn will spoil youyoull enjoy itso live it up!
Some elements of the parenting quiz have been re-arranged as a result of your correspondent's monomaniacal interest in better format and whatnot. I'm a law student; it's my job to mess up other peoples' writings.
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