December 04, 2005
I am, however, willing to further extend my my holiday magnanimity to the struggling Columbia Broadcasting System's paltry evening newscast. Indeed, I have been a viewer of the NBC Nightly News with Tom Brokaw for many, many years.2 Furthermore, I had precious little respect for Walter "I Singlehandedly Sabotaged America's Effort in Vietnam, and All I Got Was Replacement by Dan Rather" Cronkite and the rest of 'em. For what it's worth, the last thing I watched on the CBS was The Magnificent Seven with Michael Biehn et al.
However, in the spirit of Christmas, I will watch the CBS Evening News if the Tiffany Network will do me but one thing:
I will go so far as to overlook the Chirac government's rumored prevarications against the several States insofar as it will further allow me to enjoy this excellent example of Gallic womanhood, guilt-free. As Tom DeFalco or the crowd at Marvel back in the 1970s might've put it, "Make mine Melissa!"
Joyeux noël!
Yours truly,
TCP
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1 Well, there was that one Vietnamese shoe deal, but you got what you wanted out of that one. Phil Knight thanks you, as does the DRV.
2 Brian Williams is a hack.
Robbo and Steve gave me the idea for this, so all credit and a tip of the captain's hat from Richelieu to The Llama Butchers.
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