VIRGINIA - Allegations and period documentary evidence have surfaced showing that The Country Pundit was accessible and known to the world as far back as the Great Bloggah War.¹ A regular KGB purge of State archives located a map made by obscure 19th century explorer Boris Kutznutsov, and made public its findings here.

"The Country Pund", considered part of the "Vast Right Warlike Confederation", was closely affiliated with the "Analyst" group. It is unknown if elements from Pund participated in the actual battle against the Moonbat colony, established by Leftieland. Evidence exists to suggest that the majority of Pund forces remained in the rear, attempting to plan for a post-war system of railroads, the acquisition of Southern accents, and forcible conversions of the conquered populace to Jacksonian thought.

Al Sharpton was heard stating that demands for reparations would be made, since "[T]he blood of many bloggah people is on the lily-white hands of The Country Pundit." TCP had no comment other than to ask if Jesse Jackson ran a blog or not. ¹ A bit of research showed that I hadn't actually written an entry about this work by Comrade Commissar. I kept seeing it in referrer logs and decided to see if I'd actually written the post. I hadn't, and this corrects it.

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