JohnL of TexasBestGrok has mercifully ended the poll wherein Katee Sackhoff was getting slaughtered by Grace Park. Thus, here comes the new issue of the TCP Voter Guide:

A. I recommend a vote for Captain Shane Vansen, United States Marine Corps. She flies, she shoots, she's accustomed to zero-g. What more could you ask for, other than S:AAB on DVD? (See here for some photographs of Captain Vansen.)

B. Special Agent Dana Scully, Federal Bureau of Investigation, is in the regrettable position of playing second fiddle to a fighter pilot. I'm a sucker for fighter pilot gals (see Deering, Wilma) and she's too bloody short to overwhelm a woman in uniform. Besides, I was more interested in Marita Covarrubias for a season or two.

I'm sorry, Dana. Visit the Order of the Blessed Saint Scully the Enigmatic for your Scully needs. Geez, it's been years since I've typed that name.

C. Jessica who? Sister, you're no Susan Storm Richards.

Click here to vote for Captain Vansen. After all, we support our troops. At least, those who will be our troops. Or something.

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