March 16, 2004

Foreign Leaders for Kerry

Everyone's familiar with John Kerry's recent quip to the effect that world leaders have told him that Bush has got to go and they're for Kerry '04. Well, he's backed away from that (No he didn't, you Republican troglodyte; it's called nuance. --Ed.) but the damage has been done:

Foreign Leaders For John Kerry

Heh heh heh. "Ten out of ten foreign leaders support John Kerry! 100% approval from some of the world's most worthless men!"

Tip of the Wisconsin hat to KJL@NRO.

UPDATE: The more I think about it, I think Senator Kerry would respond to this sort of post by saying, "That's not the issue. The issue is that George W. Bush has driven these reasonable men to great distraction in his unilateral war with Iraq, his unilateral occupancy of the White House, his unilateral occupancy of a singular marriage bed with one woman, and his unilateral insistence upon being called 'Mr. President' at appropriate times. That is to say, phrased differently that I would not object to being called 'Mr. President', but rather that it would not be necessary, because I served in Vietnam and by the way, do you know who I am?"

Who needs the Unisom ticking pill when you've got John Kerry's voice? I'll throw out my sleep machine thingamajig and just put a tape of him on continuous repeat.

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