[Reprinted without prior permission but with a TrackBack to allow one of Jonah's military guys to yell at me if he gets mad. Given the subject matter, I just couldn't resist using it, in light of my pro-Old Dominion bias. There has been a single editorial change.]

Going to Paradise?

After his death, Osama bin Laden went to paradise. He was greeted by George
Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end America's liberty, but you failed."

James Madison appeared, kicked him, and said, "This is why I allowed the
government to provide for the common defense."

Bin Laden was subjected to similar beatings from Edmund Randolph, James Monroe, Thomas Jefferson and 66 other early Americans. As he writhed in pain on the ground, an angel appeared. Bin Laden said, " This was not what I was promised."

The angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you.
What did you think I said?"

Heh heh heh. If I had a scanned image of Calvin laughing evilly while preparing a plan to surprise Hobbes, I'd post it here to illustrate my reaction. This is laugh out loud funny stuff, and I'm grateful to the father who sent it.

Tip of the Wisconsin hat to Argghhh!!! The Home of one of Jonah's Military Guys© for having this wonderful post. As his site states, all copyrights to original material remain with him, and certainly no effort is made by this site to challenge his copyright in any original materials.

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