So I went surfing over at Quizilla and dredged up the following results:

Your parents are very wise and will always be fair with you. They also give very good presents that seem cheesy until you realize that they are exactly what you need. Your mother is as beautiful as the dawn, which means that you will be handsome. Arwen is your niece; Elladan and Elrohir are your nephews. Elrond’s your brother in law.

Your mother’s a psychic, which means that you can never, ever lie to her. She’s the disciplinarian and will do her best to see that you become a wise and noble elf. All of your male friends will want to hang out at your flat constantly, in order to look at your mom.

Your father will try to be your best friend. He’s the one to ask when you want money for concert tickets or permission to go to a party. Since he’ll really want to impress you with his hipness, you’ll be forced to listen to him butcher teenage jargon. For example: “What up, homechild? Thou are trippin’ in that tunic, yo.” Try to keep him from doing this in public. Even with all that, Celeborn will spoil you—you’ll enjoy it—so live it up!

Some elements of the parenting quiz have been re-arranged as a result of your correspondent's monomaniacal interest in better format and whatnot. I'm a law student; it's my job to mess up other peoples' writings.

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You are Homer! An epic poet circa 800 B.C., Homer
is the expression of the ancient Greek ideal.
His characters embark upon long and wordy
quests and engage in battles of heroic length.
Monsters are slain and cities are razed. Fun
and glory all around!


Which famous poet are you? (pictures and many outcomes)
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Tip of the Wisconsin hat to Boots and Sabers.

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I've been notoriously bereft of reporting quiz results in the last little while, mostly because it's a pain to deal with the graphic results. Nevertheless, here's a non-triumphant return to the copious posting of tests:

You're The Mists of Avalon!

by Marion Zimmer Bradley

You're obsessed with Camelot in all its forms, from Arthurian legend to the Kennedy administration. Your favorite movie from childhood was The Sword in the Stone. But more than tales of wizardry and Cuban missiles, you've focused on women. You know that they truly hold all the power. You always wished you could meet Jackie Kennedy.

Kennedy. Kennedy?! !@#$% You know, of course, that this means war. More dreadful an insult could not have been made! I'd be a faithful husband, I don't drink and drive, and I'm not a little dirtbag who dilly-dallies with Marilyn Monroe. (She's a bit dead, which tends to simplify things. Drop her in your lap while wearing that diamond dress and cooing 'Happy birthday, Mr. Country Pundit' and we'll see what tune you're whistling. --Ed.) What could I possibly have in common with the Kennedy family? Oh yes, living on this planet.

Tip of the Wisconsin hat to Deuddersun.

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