So I watched the new NASCAR reality program, and here's my initial responses:

1. Kevin Harvick is a weenie. Son, you're not worthy to drive a car with 'GOODWRENCH' on the side. (Actually, if you want to succeed Earnhardt, nobody is. --Ed.)

2. Wow, Rusty Wallace is rich. It must be nice to have a house in the middle of a clearing, surrounded by trees as far as the eye can see. Ditto having helicopters to pick you up and a Learjet 31A to tool around in while hunting sponsors.

3. I've never had anything against Kenny Wallace, and although I've got absolutely no use for Stacker2's YJ Stinger product line, I'm going to find a way to throw some support towards one of the lesser Wallaces. That guy's a hard-workin' man who could use some fans. Good luck and God bless, eh.

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Whoops, I almost forgot:

In commemoration of the Mexican holiday Cinco de Mayo, I grabbed an album and played a song. It wasn't exactly a mariachi favorite, though. To wit, the song I chose was none other than:

"Cinco de Mayo", from whip-smart by Liz Phair.

I don't recommend her albums to a family audience, but I sure like 'em, and she would feature heavily on the college soundtrack. Check out the lyrics to her "CdM": more...

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Grab a trashcan or an emesis basin, 'cause you're gonna need it shortly: 'Matrix' co-creator ready to be whole new woman, says the Chicago Sun-Times.

It's a good thing I'm too full of pizza to puke, 'cause otherwise I'd probably be doing more than saying "Ewww....dissssssssssssgusting!"

Real men don't let their brothers grow up to be women. Of course, if I'd turned in that stinker known as The Matrix: Revolutions, I'd probably want to make a substantial change in my life, too. Admittedly, if I were in Larry's shoes, I think I'd start with ditching the dominatrix. On the other hand, this article does explain where they got all the gear for the stand-off with the Merovingian in his club.

At least we'll always have Andy, but I'm curious as to how they'd be billed in any future cinematic endeavours. "The Wachowski Twins", perhaps?

Tip of the Wisconsin hat to INDC Journal.

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